Once, yes once, there was a bee
And he tried to become good friends with me.
He was the tiniest, puniest bee,
That I’d ever seen.
But he could fly well and buzz loud,
Louder than other bees.
But oh how his buzzing annoyed me!
“Why,” I ask “Why you must be…
…The most annoying bumble bee!”
Though I don’t swat out, he lands on my shoulder to shout
“I AM A BUZZING BUMBLE BEE
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO STOP!”
So I showed him how to stop…
With a left-handed swat.